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we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

#GIVE ME THE FRUIT GARNISHING YOUR DRINKS #I will eat it #also your leftovers that will just get thrown out

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draculagerard

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

maverick-ornithography

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

a-trex

gift ideas for the holiday season:

giant inflatable Lugia that barely fits in the house

cryptotheism

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

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fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

sigmaleph

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

breya-etherium-shaper

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

pankendev

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

pankendev

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

chilewithcarnage

'the author's barely disguised fetish' is quickly turning into another version of 'what drugs were they on when they made this?'

chilewithcarnage

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mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

hustlerose

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

tatzelwurming

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

tatzelwurming

ok one exception

yenthecat

My roundness in all its glory

omtai

oh log we’re really in it now

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hungwy

music lovers be like “you GOTTA listen to this” and make you hear music

sreegs

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

sreegs

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

sreegs

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

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