shotgun shuts his cakehole

you guys ever think about how fucking off topic destiel was. like girl i thought we were hunting ghosts? why is the angel gay all of a sudden like YOU came up with an angel and then made him gay nobody asked. we were tuning in to watch some freaks punch werewolves for three years just fine. literally whats all this then

why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??

who is dean winchister

I like how supernatural tried to present not-deans (smith and huntercorp) fruity as in “ha ha look how different they are from the og Dean”, and instead all we saw was “oh so that’s how he would act if he wasn’t subjected to 80 years of trauma.”

SO CUTE I MAY CRY

I don't think you understand, he likes Paris Hilton, he has Scooby Doo boxers, he wants to do a family beach vacation, he wore pink panties and liked it, he's in a mommy blog community, he's always thought he'd be a good dancer, he has a crush on Dr Sexy, he's batman, he made a mixtape in like 2019, he has a cowboy fetish, he watches Spanish soap operas and gets invested in the storylines, he loves his family so so much, he's not gonna apologize for loving that fish, not to you, not to anyone

He's a Khloe man, his childhood crush was a pro wrestler his dad used to take him to see, he loves karaoke (he's bad at it), he makes really good homemade burgers, he's definitely watched Frozen, board games stress him out, he eats too much candy on Halloween, his socks have silly little gimmicky prints on them, he's the meat man, he wears a dead guy robe and a purple nightgown, he makes his son watch the Lost Boys with him over and over again, he killed Hitler, he loves bad horror movies, he once argued with a dog about Styx, he likes and is good with kids, are you getting it???

And guess what, he hums Metallica to help calm himself down, he named his car baby, he likes to LARP, he's so good at pool he can even hustle gods, he wanted to put those cursed ballet shoes on sooo bad, he secretly gets really excited about Christmas, he's an angry sleeper (like a bear), he likes dorky little guys, he's a better man than his daddy ever was, he sings power ballads while driving, his happy place is a quiet lake and a fishing pole, he's one hell of a P.A., he can ride a mechanical bull like a pro, he makes his own emf readers and can rebuild his car from scrapmetal, he likes pie, he can't help but hold onto hope even after everything he's been through

i hate when i just do stuff and the angel and the hunter on my left and right shoulder start fighting and taking it out in my head and then they start making out