#dean posting

A cruel and bisexual god doomed him to be forever choked by men but never kissed by them. Honestly surprised he wasn’t worse

He's Batman. He's Tolstoy. He's a killer. He wuvs hugs. He's a nerd. He had to be a brother and a mother and a father. He's a germaphobe. He's a genius. He's the Michael sword. He's a teddy bear doctor. He's daddy's blunt little instrument. He loves Scooby Doo. He's the righteous man. He reads. He has a GED and a give em hell additude. He's saved the world. He's doomed by the narrative. He's the meat man. He's a posse magnet. He's a warrior. He likes memory foam. He's one hell of a good PA. He's the princess. He looks like a lumberjack. He watches Doctor Sexy. He watches Oprah. He's impala67. He's dead inside. He's back from the dead. He doesn't think he deserves to be saved. He likes candy. He loves burgers. He hates his mom and he forgives her. He knows Burt and Ernie are gay. He's damaged. He plays mini golf. He's never been to the beach. He's punched god in the face. He wants to experience things differently than before, or maybe even for the first time. He doesn't know why he gets so angry. He didn't deserve what his dad put on him. He killed Hitler. He always gives Swayze a pass. He wore pink satiny panties and he liked it. He made an EMF reader from scratch. He's famous. He's an Aquarius. He's the most loving man on earth. He does everything, the good and the bad, for love. He has a family. He is The Dean Winchester.

We live in a world where Phan and Destiel are both canon. I didn't think I'd live to see this day.