THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Lets go!

Pleaseeeeee

Every time I reblog these I find 30$-60$ in random places^ ^“

this has never worked for me but i REALLY need a new microphone

Okay these are usually bull but I just got texted to babysit tomorrow. (And since they go to sleep early I’m essentially getting paid to watch Netflix)

boi if this doesn’t work, sue me

Could do with some good luck right now!

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

Why the hell not?

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

my fetish is sleeping in my own bed by myself

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I’m fucking adorable!

Roger is so cute. Roger can always be on my blog.

Running my first show tomorrow. I need all the good luck I can get. Help me, Roger!

Roger everything is shit, and I have to be up at 5am, please send help. 

I’m so upset I can’t do this

this is for the girls whose moms didn’t raise them to be comfortable and positive about their body. the kids that watched their mom do extreme diets and pick on their own bodies since elementary school. the kids who’s moms made them feel insecure about their bodies and feel pressured to do the same, as their mom did with the diets and hatefulness towards themselves. for the kids who cried in the dressing rooms of department stores when everything made you hate your body. when the biggest size wasn’t enough. when they made you second guess everything you ate. this is for those kids that weren’t raised body positive. you guys are beautiful.

The Cubs are advancing to the NLCS and the main reason I even give a shit is because of my Grandpa. I wish he was here for it.

Nevermind. Stay well rested in peace, Gramps. The false hope isn't worth the sinking disappointment.