Warp Factor: AWESOME

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

it goes without saying:

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

potato battery? no. potato usually fried by itself. potato starchy enough to go in oil without batter

Potato battery? no, it only threatened you, which is assault

yes. good. fried potato taste very good with a salt

and at the end of the day who doesnt love a big bi boy

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous