*gestures vaguely*

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

certified iconic post

“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

Ppl who wanna say r*tard without consequence again are desperate to come off as nonchalant and apathetic to what you think but they're always writing some PhD dissertation to justify it bc deep down they either know it's wrong or hate that ppl think they sound like a COD lobby toddler saying it

people keep asking if/suggesting that this is about Dream because he apparently had some controversy about this recently and my answer to that is: I am thirty years old

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her