Uhhh

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

So Hidetaka Miyazaki definitely has a thing for blind women, bare feet and possessed dolls right

Never compromise

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

SHAUN

SHAAAAAAUUUN

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

GROND!

we HAVE to sexualize poland

now.

c'mon not every slav is a russian... if you're gonna make up stereotypical names do it right... that's Stanisław Skzszsczwkszzzczkwski and Bóbr