BYE BYE BABY BLUE

Honestly there are no normal brothers or sisters or parents or children or anything the family is so fucking weird always and forever.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Male sluts -- please do NOT bother me no more. Im tryuing to live a simple life

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

airpods are literally such a massive downgrade like remember when headphones cost £2 didn’t need charging didn’t randomly disconnect and didn’t get lost all the time. remember when tech kinda worked for kinda cheap

remember when phones just fucking had headphone jacks

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

hiring a mercenary

Thanks for looking out for the lesser beasts OP. I didn't realize this but I am glad to know.

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower