slimy swamp ape

Im in trouble again for schlicking off on the clock which is total bull shit because its the only way i can find relief from my extreamly stressful as fuck job at donut tasting facility i think im gonna quit so i dont do nothing really bad to me its not worth the 6 figures when im stuck high key being under so much pressure for 2 hours striaght every single fcking tuesday and wensday it feels like i csnt be myself there because im to busy chewing eclares and shit

BBNOS makes me so angry in such a specific wayhe just pisses me off and needs to be humbled if I had absolutely nothing worth living for at all I would dedicate my shallow life towards finding him then killing and eating him

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

Just saw a video of a woman going into her front yard at night to let her dog pee and she ran inside because somebody came down the street running at her and she left the dog outside. and 90% of the comments are mad at her for leaving the dog outside...man fuck the damn dog a man could've just tried to run into her house and kill her? "dog fatigue" isnt enough

Marking you green on shinigami eyes for posting about wanting to kill dogs

Marking you red for talking about your boyfriend

Yeowch!

Still preddy hot