slimy swamp ape

I can tell id be a terrible god cus if I was given ultimate power id just start killing people with reckless abandon. I'd read someones tumblr bio once and be like Yeah you deserve death. You're having a stroke buddy. Yeah. I'm giving you a heart attack. Terminal cancer. Yeah your kins also fucking suck and your dni is stupid and I hate you. I'm gonna kill you. and then id see someone like honk at a pedestrian and be.like Yup you're dying in a collision tonight. Yeah. Final destination log style. Yeah. Fuck you I'm killing you so hard

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

Im in trouble again for schlicking off on the clock which is total bull shit because its the only way i can find relief from my extreamly stressful as fuck job at donut tasting facility i think im gonna quit so i dont do nothing really bad to me its not worth the 6 figures when im stuck high key being under so much pressure for 2 hours striaght every single fcking tuesday and wensday it feels like i csnt be myself there because im to busy chewing eclares and shit

BBNOS makes me so angry in such a specific wayhe just pisses me off and needs to be humbled if I had absolutely nothing worth living for at all I would dedicate my shallow life towards finding him then killing and eating him