slimy swamp ape

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

Frech transformers be like Los decepticones

does anyone else think kicking other people's dogs is not that big a deal

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore