slimy swamp ape

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

wealthy orc purchases convertible dire wolf

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point