slimy swamp ape

Frech transformers be like Los decepticones

does anyone else think kicking other people's dogs is not that big a deal

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

spongebob makes burgers in the back of the kitchen. he passes the burgers through a window, to squidward, who is his male coworker. squidward hands the burgers to the customers of the restaurant that both Squidward and Spongebob work for.

they don't even know he's dead

tumblr anthropology in progress

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post