Merlin

"Nobody knows, May," Buck says.

"If mom knew I'm still on TikTok, I'd be grounded."

Buck jerks his head back. "What--you're an adult?"

May gives him a crazy look. "That don't matter. Don't let her hear you say that; you'll be grounded too. She'd make you go to your room."

"She--I'm a fully grown adult!"

"You think Bobby hadn't set you a spare room at their place? Please. His punishment will be watching him cook, and you can't help him at all."

Buck gasps. "He wouldn't."

"He would. Now put your cowboy hat back on. We got a few more shots to take. Clouds are rolling in, too!"

"Tattoos aren't showing?"

Arthur:..... nu-huh

Merlin: nu- the fuck you mean 'nu-huh'!?

Arthur: *dragging Merlin out of the room* nu-huh

Uther:...... that was gay..............

Uther:... at least he's not in love with a sorcerer

And Maybe Eddie has Buck pressed against the counter but still with his hands above the waist and they don't hear Chris coming and he walks in on them and he's on the phone with a friend and he says, "Gross."

Which breaks Buck and Eddie apart and they kind of blush a little and are like aw shucks, sorry kid.

And then Chris says to the person on the phone "No, not you, i just caught my dad's making out in the kitchen where we make food." In that annoyed teenager voice.

And Buck gets all verklempt because Chris referred to him as a dad and Eddie is all starry eyed at his son for making Buck feel so loved and included and you can tell he wants to hug Chris but he restrains himself because, yes, teenager.

And the whole thing is just...*chin hands* and *sigh* kind of a domestic scene.

Eddie: Buck…?? This is porn.

Buck:

Eddie: This is gay porn.

Buck: it’s kind of hot though.

Eddie: yeah it’s kind of hot.

Why?

Because why not.

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Bonus: Someone walks into the room and they try to keep quiet.

Bonus #2: Peter is a little minx and keeps silently riding Tony while that person is there.

Bonus #3: Peter rides Tony till he comes, but springs off at the last moment, making Tony’s cum drip onto that person’s head.

Bonus#4: That person being a very unimpressed and disgusted Rhodey.

And Tony being like:

People point out that Eddie was a better boyfriend than Tommy. Like he helps out, he's smiling. People can see Eddie's reflection in the background watching Buck, and then point out that Buck blushes when he does that. Eddie gives him content ideas, like baking conchas, and the man wiggles his eyebrows and bats his lashes. He responds to Buck, and their interaction gets the viewers flocking in. People point out that the light in Buck's eyes is shining brightly. He seems to glow and is happy when he's with Eddie versus Temu. Eddie does comment about the no shirt only when he knows Buck is handling hot stuff, and he doesn't want Buck to burn himself, so he sighs and shakes his head and grabs an apron and thEN PUTS IT ON BUCK PROPERLY AND TIES IT AROUND BUCK'S WAIST. Buck is pouting, but Eddie just looks at him fondly. He says, "You're gonna hurt yourself," in such a specific tone of voice that gets the viewers loving the video.

Buck chuckles and makes a comment that he thought Eddie was going to shame him for having his shirt off. Eddie watches Buck with amusement. He sips his coffee and says, "They can look all they want, but at the end of the day, I still get to have you for family dinner." He smiles, and when Buck is looking away from the live video, he mouths the words "he's mine" to the audience.

anyways, they go mega viral, and people are going crazy for eddie in the comments section. they keep begging to see the hot, shirtless firefighter with the mustache. and eddie is horrified because people are recognizing him now. three different people commented on his eight pack at the grocery store!! chris is mortified that his friends called his dad HOT (gross) and tells eddie he has to stop the videos. eddie has never been happier to give in to a chris request. 😌