war

whenever i see a normalpassing popular poster interact with one of my south park posts i feel like we’re sharing a dirty little secret……like it’s a prominent senator and im the guy that he drives up to new york every friday night to meet up with in my rundown bushwick apartment who provides him with shitty coke so he can get his fix while presenting himself to the public as someone that’s squeaky clean. maybe i even give him a quick blowjob, making him feel even more filthy than he already did. he has a wife and kids. he’s respected in the nation. none of them can never know that he’s liking my south park shitposts and classic nheyguys reblogs. but i wink and say “don’t worry, big guy. your secret’s safe with me.” and he drives off into the night, sick to his stomach, with a ziploc baggie full of style old man yaoi in his back pocket, praying to god that this isn’t the time that he gets caught.

an important distinction between butters and cartman is that butters is gay because he hates women but cartman hates women because he’s gay

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