Stuff happens

*passive aggressive Australian voice* listen…mate 

not to be fake deep but admitting you fucked up and saying you’re sorry is 100000000x more rewarding than defending flawed views or thoughtless if unintentionally so actions, 10/10 would recommend, it’s not losing face it’s earning respect

HERE ON THIS BLOG WE GIVE A FUCK!! APATHY FEEDS THE MACHINE! WE ARE ALL ABOUT LOVING AND CARING DEEPLY FOR HUMANITY HERE!

If you’re reading this, it’s too late. The positive vibes are already coming for you, get ready. You have no choice but to have a good day now.

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As an ace i second that^

if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

if someone starts crying over something that seems small, don’t be a dick about it. most of the time there’s a bigger picture, so just because they’re upset over the WiFi not connecting or a bottle being hard to open doesn’t mean that’s what they’re actually upset about. sometimes shit just comes crashing down all at once

Sometimes we do it over the radios once you walk away so everyone can laugh at you while you are still in the store. 

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

I can’t wait to have a house I can put a cat in.

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”