A Gᴀᴍʙʟᴇʀ's Fᴏʟʟʏ

you say this!!! after all I do for your rights as an aryan goy!!!!

“ Distasteful.” 

        “You’re a gambling man, so I’m going to venture a guess you have a generous risk versus reward ratio idea.  I guess what we decide to do, depends on which member or members you want most to prank.  I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeves.”  Some that weren’t even fire related!

“ Well if you fancy a challenge, we could always go for a more difficult member such as III or V, though they might not find the humor in a prank. So IX or XIII is always a safer choice in that regards. I always enjoy a good joke on Xigbar, anything in mind for a man who can bend the very space we occupy? ” Few of the Gambler’s pranks on his companion didn’t involve the petty theft of the superior member’s wallet--though those were rare in instances. 

        No one knows how to make mischief like a demon.  “Did you have something in mind, or were you just making chatter?”

“ Well, I always enjoy a good game--though can seldom get the entire Organization in on the matter. However perhaps a good prank is what is needed to lighten the mood, any thoughts my fire-y companion? ”

wankersgonwank:

“ I cannot believe I have been betrayed in this way. ”

“And so turns the wheels of fate. orthetableshoweverthatsayinggoes”

 “ Actually the card is called Wheel of Fortune but it’s any Nobody’s honest mistake, Xaldin. ”

wankersgonwank:

“ There is nothing gay about holding your mate up over the open waters while he dramatically faces the wind. ”

“I mean is it a little.”

“ I cannot believe I have been betrayed in this way. ”