Living Is Easy With Eyes Closed.

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

what halsey song is this

and yugioh ruins yet another one of my relationships

I’m looking for the bad noise but I guess that’s just you.

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

this is the best comic ive ever seen

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

which one is which

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

yeah thats him

oh yeah that guy

I actually want to kill myself

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out

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