My haul so far

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

Encounter: “hi, I’m Guy Faerie, welcome to the Flavor Forest on Dungeons Dragons & Drive-Ins”

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

desired you while the women flee

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

the slut is back !?

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.