Too Weird To Live Too Rare To Die

bill and ted were so right... we really do need to be excellent to each other and party on, dudes

To look after and be looked after

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save me distraction save m

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god

like i’m actually so sick of it i’m two days from pulling my hair out and screaming in the walmart parking lot about how fake the constructs of our society are like you don’t have to do any of this shit you can have a fine and content life doing shit the way you want to do it oh my GOD you don’t need to have glass skin or have a 6 figure salary or try to find a house in the city or have a baby or try to get a promotion or whatever the hell else people told you makes for a happy life you can work at the library or pool forever if it makes you happy you can be single forever if it makes you happy have whatever the fuck kind of skin or hair or clothes you like having on your body have whatever the fuck kind of body you want this shit is MADE UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND NOT CONTINUALLY STRIVE FOR MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

I love reassurance and gentle reminders bc baby I am traumatized lmfao