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need someone to baby me or i will die

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

im like if the virgin mary said no

it's honestly kinda awesome how you can have no friends for eight years as a kid and then for the rest of your life in any social situation you'll be at all times seconds from throwing your body at the nearest window. wow brains really are so adaptive.

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

sorry for being so weird and cringe and gross and awkward and disturbing and creepy and off putting. it will happen again

*sexting* oh yeah I checked out that book you mentioned