all else has long been forgotten

Please can I just ride a woman’s thigh right now. While she encourages me with “that’s it, darling.” “keep going, baby.” “yes, just like that.” “good girl, you look so pretty like this, humping my thigh.” Only to grab my hips and stop me just as I’m about to come, because she knows I’ll be too desperate to stop myself from begging and whining.

munch noah, munch folio, but what about munch ruffilo, who takes his time when it comes to eating you out? he treats it like a fine dining experience: a little taster first (gentle kisses) before diving in to devour every bit, savouring every flavour (sucking on your clit), and even when he’s satiated and you’ve already cum, he never skips dessert (licking you clean and making you cum again).

everything’s probably going to be fine, but i’m going to freak out and complain about it the whole time

if you're reading this I hope you're okay

I finally got a block of beeswax to condition my floss and oh my god it is the biggest game changer. No tangles, no knots. A dream.

possibly fun ask game: make assumptions about me based solely on my tumblr and I’ll tell you how accurate they are

WHIMSY IS NON-NEGOTIATABLE