To Meme or Not to Meme

guess who reset their FYUCKING passWord

not gonna lie it felt like coming home when i saw 10 new messages in my inbox and they were all pornbots and rayban scams. i love you all deeply

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

What pastry does to a motherfucker.

I traded away my gender to a witch I met in the bluebell woods for an enchanted pocket watch, a butterfly's dream, and the heart of a star.

not only do i put a little line through my 7s but i put one through my Zs too. i’m sick and twisted. you’re never getting out of this network of caves alive.

the past isn’t behind you it coils inside your body that’s why some years you feel closer and more nostalgic for certain ages than others just fyi

*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

please slow down I can only eat so fast

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

me and the burger i pulled by being hungryyyy

Happy new year to all queers, weirdos, people with 20939384737 pronouns, people with no pronouns, multigender people, aspec people, xenogender users, neopronouns users, he/him lesbians and she/her gays, people who mold gender to their liking, people with extremely niche microlabels, lesboys, turigirls, mspec lesbians, mspec gays, mspec straights, straightbians, gaybians, straight gays/straightcians, queerhets, transhets, intersex people, dykes, butches, femmes, bears, twinks, and everyone under the lgbtq+ umbrella. Let’s make 2023 the most radical queer year of all. Never stop being you

"nothing matters so do what you love and be kind" is the single most viscerally impactful message i have ever gleaned from consuming media and i'm going to live every day with that kind of hopepunk nihilism for the rest of my life

An interesting point my friend made me realize last night is that once you identify as non-binary or anywhere on that spectrum, it can feel a lot better to dress as your assigned gender since now you’re doing it voluntarily as another gender (or no gender at all) rather than doing it because “that’s how you’re supposed to dress.” They said something along the lines of “my experience of being non-binary is interesting because one of my thoughts was ‘now that I’m non-binary I can finally be a girl’.” It’s like now that the pressure to do one thing is gone, it’s easier and more enjoyable