the worst thing about modern green lantern lore aside from the military psyop nonsense is the fact that people have convinced themselves hal is supposed to be played by the allegedly hunkiest military adjacent white man alive when he is canonically literally a loser. he is a horse girl for planes he has no job 90% of the time he doesn’t know how to keep a relationship bc he has no personal stability he has to pay his way through meals by asking the boss he’s hopelessly in love with and his two sugar daddies to do it. this is the world’s biggest meow meow given the universe’s most dangerous weapon so he can be consumed by it until the point he’s willing to fling himself into the sun he should look like that meme of bugs bunny sitting on the edge of his bed looking like he regrets being born
The other worst thing is people being convinced John Stewart is a military hunk who is the stoic straight man of the group and can't awknowledge any feeling other than anger or manly straight love, when he's actually the weirdest nerd you've ever met. John can quote paragraphs from 37 different books about philosophy. He sees Hal walking straight into a glass door and try to play it off as intentional and goes "wow. he's so cool... I hope I can be just as cool as him one day..." John watches the sunrise in space every day because it's so pretty and he cries every time. He stares down at the Earth without moving for five hours, doing an entire philosophical speech that no one hears. You hire John to design you a house and before he shows you the plans he spends 65 minutes telling you about how much beauty and symbolism he put in there and when you look at it, it's the ugliest house you've ever seen and quite honestly, it might be a hazard.

















