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trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

what if after job interview you catch a glimpse of the person’s notepad & see they wrote “things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl”

the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

(threatening)(to what im trying to draw) i will figure out your shapes

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday