your accent & your friends

Merry Christmas to all the other gay cousins

Boobs and breasts if i’m being honest

local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

louis if he ever had a youtube channel: my longest oi oiiii ever

maybe i am a normal girl or maybe i have some kind of repulsive evil in me that everyone is just too polite to point out

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence

yeah I know them we went to tumblr together