Nicotine and Faded Dreams

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

in a shoe

or in a boot

there’s nothing neater

than a newt!

in the moss

or in a pail

there’s nothing dearer

than a snail 🐌

By the lamp

Or on a cloth

There’s nothing sweeter

than a Moth!

In the grass

By the lake

There is nothing sneakier

Than a snake 🐍

when you

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No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.

Damn

i’m forever a lover of the stars and the moon

All of her videos are so great tbh

her vids are like… Films.

she a has video where she deadass makes furniture out of bambo, a rustic sink out of a rock and literally makes a silk blanket…like from the start, she collects the silk, stretches it, everything, she a real crafter(also, i really want a video where she shows how to make those massive multipurpose cleavers she’s always using.)

I love love love her videos

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

this is completely unconnected to the meme, I just really like Despacito.

praying for op so they can discover what an aux cord is 😢🙏

Date a boy who smacks your butt every chance he gets

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

My guy was trying way too hard to look dumb