we're all stories in the end

Knifemaker: Here I made this trench knife Russian: Why is not also gun

Those are some strange looking polar bears.

Me as a band director: *counting off* a-one, a-two, a-skiddly diddly do

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

I can’t wait for more of these moments next season.

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

sassy-spoon lives up to its url