Welcome to Chilis

im so fucking stupid

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

They take a big steppy

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

It needed to be done

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

onto better things thursday

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping