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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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izzy's playlists!
i don't do bad sauce passes
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shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
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For sale: vibes, never checked

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“Do not be afraid to be saints.”
— St. JP2
today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life
Good tags OP
it's the working class struggle!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
“Euripides?” says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.
cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

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Hate when ppl call fidgety stuff a "nervous habit" I'm bouncing my leg cause I'm bored not cause I'm a scared little bitch
I’m charging up. Will not say what for
Today I met a kid who always says the opposite of what he means. I asked him if he wanted to see something and he shouted “NO!!!” at the top of his lungs. His mother sighed and explained that, actually, “no” means “yes” when he says it.
This went on, and seemed pretty consistent. I hope one day he finds a friend who always tells the truth, and maybe they can get a job guarding doorways together.
concept: in the hall of the mountain king, but every time it gets faster, it gets faster
Dachshund with spectacles, July 1927
Not gonna lie I feel really good about myself when I understand my friends posts in German without having to click the translate button. Small milestones in language learning.

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This helpful stingray offered itself up as a tent for a diver who decided to have a lie down on the seabed at Grand Cayman. (x)
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Sea blankie
✨This is Luna, the serious cat of precise focus and concentration. Reblog for good fortune and for the ability to stay on track in your waking life ✨
found the smallest frog today
“This helps get the aggression out?” (x)
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?
envelööp?

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working a on strawberry farm and we have a new farm hand! He’s not the best at picking but is very good at protecting
STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN.
albertbabycat Albert bringing up his bag of cat treats so I can give him some.