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Someone said “loved to the point of invention,” and I’m personally in shambles.

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when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke
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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”
half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.
and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
I sit with my grief. I mother it. I hold its small, hot hand. I don’t say, shhh. I don’t say, it's okay. I wait until it is done having feelings. Then we stand and we go wash the dishes.
-- Callista Buchen, from Taking Care

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Snapshots from Kaunas, Lithuania (October 2025) including the confluence of the Nemunas and Neris Rivers. Rumor has it, if you kiss your beloved at the confluence at sunset, you shall be together forever.
A farewell ceremony was held on Independence Square in Kyiv for 20-year-old Lithuanian volunteer Tomas Valentėlis, who died on April 14 during shelling in the Kupyansk direction.
"Tomas stopped, he had a gun and started shooting at the drone. This saved his comrade," says the commander of T. Valentėlis's squad.
@edelweissko I'd love you to redraw this 🤣
I can’t take this shit seriously bro this so me
i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

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we joke and we jest about senatorial milfs and roman orgies but being ye average late republican roman matrona must actually have sucked so hard. you get married off to some rando or five or six depending on their expiration date, and your choice is either overprincipled aristocratic prick who treats you like a sexless babymaker or opportunistic populist who drinks gambles and whores your finances away and gives you syphilis. you're just herded off to provide heirs and divorce has become such a political tool that sometimes you're shoved towards the next old senatorial git before you even give birth. which has like a 40% chance of killing you dead btw.
you might find some reprieve with an elegiac boytoy but if you're found out you get shamed into oblivion unless your family is powerful enough to shake it off. and everyone does it and half the time it's actually senatorial boytoys but you're the only one who actually gets punished for it. and then civil war happens and half the male generation gets mercifully killed off but you and all your fellow matrons survive to be saddled with fucking augustus' repressive ass laws. wahoo
kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc
The past tense of “meet” is “met” but the past tense of “greet” is not “gret”.

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"If you're not american, why do you even care-"
US-based company YouTube just nuked the government funded channel for HIV prevention in Germany. The channel is purely educational and had no prior (or current) violations.
Assuming you guys get elections again; if I see a single person telling non-US-americans to stay out of it, it's on sight.
(german source) As of writing, the channel has been reinstated due to public backlash, but is missing several videos.