Ravens are basically Goth parrots

I want you all to know that I went to post this on the Star Wars Reddit and they fucking hated it. That’s why I stay here, where people know what’s absolutely fucking hilarious.

Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

i was tidepooling today and overheard someone say 'chatgpt it so we can figure out what it is' about some sort of creature. loser behavior. you're not in it for the love of the game. i have to do everything around here. let me see the creature. i'll tell you the real answer about what it is and i won't kill the environment. AND i'm literally nice.

it's funny because 5 minutes before that i was IDing something by using the search string "SEA SLUG GREEN STRIPED SMALL SEATTLE" which took me to a very badly designed, hauntingly non mobile optimized website that immediately gave me way more information about my creature than i needed or thought was possible. get good. bitch

hold my hand. come with me to emeralddiving.com's salish sea species index.

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

it’s your duty to draw that character fatter than in canon