shotgun for the birds

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside

Y’all too old to be saying you don’t like vegetables and/or water.

You literally have more than u had last time, AND you still paid out to a few people???

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me