i want to know, i want to feel

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

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ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

I’ve discovered that spawning in a cherry blossom biome in Minecraft will leave you with so many pink flower based ground litter bits that you’ll be struggling to figure out what to do with them. My current plan is to breed a very large army of white sheep and individually dye them all pink but that’s only a band aid solution really.