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THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THE COW RECOGNISES ITS OWN KIND ON HIS SHIRT HE DERIVES PLEASURE FROM SEEING ANOTHER COW’S FACE

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hotvampireadjacent

waffle-machine

I’ve entered a competition! I’m hoping to get in the top 30, at the moment I’m in the top 40 and the closing date is 1st May!!

Please, please, if you have time and a Facebook account, click the link to vote for me!

It would mean THE WORLD to me to represent the bi community in this event!

Thank you for your time xxx

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Please, click the link and like the photo to vote!

waffle-machine

Remember to like the photo! Super simple and easy 💗

I’ve entered a competition! I’m hoping to get in the top 30, at the moment I’m in the top 40 and the closing date is 1st May!! Please, please, if you have time and a Facebook account, click the link and like the photo to vote for me! It would mean THE WORLD to me to represent the bi community in this event! Thank you for your time xxx

flavoracle

I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.

I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.

I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.

smallmight-72

A little louder

flavoracle

I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.

I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.

I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND.

(is that loud enough?)

littlewitchlingrowan

Yes. Thank you.

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fuckyeahmarvellous

I don’t want to alarm anyone but

this is the Russo Bros twitter header image and

CLINT!!! SCOTT!!! “SIGHTED IN NEW YORK”!!!!! NOT DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!

COULSON!!! ALIVE! KICKING!

SAVE A SEAT!!! AN ARROW!! IM SCREAMING

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meloetta

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

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🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

meloetta

me:

mosquito: yikes

theists-deactivated20170714

me: *thinks about something really fucked up during class*

me: damn, it really is the quiet ones

doggiedrawings

Art Theft by Old Navy

My art gets stolen all the time.

I have been through many copyright infringement cases - some have been resolved amicably, and there are ones that have taken more work. This case against Old Navy (Gap) is not getting resolved right now because Old Navy is denying copyright infringement.

They are being totally unapologetic, and have said that it would be a “bad business decision” for me to expect to be reasonably compensated for the use of my art. Instead of compensating me, they have chosen to pay a large law firm to fight me, and have even asked the judge to order me to pay THEIR legal fees.

When a company as large and mainstream as Old Navy steals my art and profits from it, and is unapologetic about it, I cannot afford NOT to fight this. My lawyers and I will be fighting this for as long as it takes.

Thank you for all your support. Please feel free to repost this!

Lili

#fightingformyart #stoparttheft #copyrightinfringement

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inactiveaccount12345678

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

systlin

Humans will pack bond with anything.

apostatively

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

a-dull-glow

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

your-friendly-neighbohood-black

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

So I need help. My boyfriend has aspergers. Sometimes, when he’s not on his medication, he can say incredibly hurtful things. He becomes patronising, or angry. If anyone else spoke to me like that, I wouldn’t stand for it and walk away. However, I recognise his aspergers is a factor... but does that mean I have to sacrifice my own happiness and just accept it? Does anyone else have this experience? Whenever I try to talk to him about it, he gets angry (he hates being wrong) or says that all he ever does is say sorry to me, in what I feel is a guilt trip tactic. I love him. He is wonderful, caring and affectionate, but the down points are really starting to affect me.

#Aspergers #autism #advice #aspie

naked-yogi

straight dudes are always like: why fantasize about girls? you’re a girl, why don’t you just go out and find one to have sex with? I’m sure it wouldn’t be hard?

I know this is difficult for you to understand but… a woman… who is attracted to women… isn’t attracted to every woman… and still has preferences… for people she actually wants to have sex with… women who love women don’t always want to have sex with anyone they’re attracted to…

I KNOW IT’S HARD TO GRASP B/C YOU FETISHIZE US SO MUCH BUT YA KNOW. you could try.

tozbraks-deactivated20180212

everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

cesaray

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