pizza crime is eternal

Submitting myself to the terrifying ordeal of hope

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

two men could literally fuck in a marvel movie and it still wouldn’t be gay rep to me. sorry

guy in a marvel movie being fucked in the ass: He's right behind me isn't he

i think that, in retrospect, the nsfw ban in fact increased the baseline amount of horny on this website

an inspiring tale of human triumph over adversity

The philosophy of "So?" is the most freeing thing

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

by zeus this can’t be happening

a creature can be a girl. …..And! as well, a girl can be a creature

unappealingcore. offputtingcore. unusualcore. what the hell is that core