I'm cold a lot

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

Fandomites will be like "the omegaverse is often used for complex explorations of gender and parenthood" and the complex explorations in question is often extreme fantasy misogyny through the compelling lens of "what if men were harmed by the patriarchy the exact same way women are and also every misogynistic ideal is somewhat true in this universe"

I didn’t think I would ever see a novel theory about Jack the Ripper but you did accomplish it.

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

Forcing myself to believe this is a bit on 916 days left

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit