may your feet always find wet surfaces

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

going forward i will only consume problematic media

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

"i know more about the world than you, therefore i know more about your internal experiences than you" is a thought process commonly found in doctors and parents.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003