Mistress of Mysteries

I walk out of the odyssey and there's an old woman complaining that it was too much about the "journey" and didn't go into enough detail about the war... ma'am. it's the odyssey.

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

holy shit.

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

THE LLOYD CROCS? i’m buying them and wearing them to work idgaf. oshikatsu to me