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today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

Today is not my birthday

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

IT HAS RETURNED TO US

Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic

have I reblogged this yet

what-

I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH

3 million note post

All these kids are in their 30s by now.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet

I adore this

I have seen the legendary post. Mentioned only in myths.

love is not as transient and conditional as some of you guys think it is. when people tell you they care about you, they don’t change their mind ten minutes later because you said something weird or annoying. the people that love you will still love you when you do things that upset them. love doesn’t instantly disappear like that

Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."

If you add a bunch of extra shit and symbols or your own comments or unreadable fonts to YouTube video captions I’m mad at you right now specifically. 

Bringing this back because apparently y’all didn’t pay attention the first time! Captions are an accessibility tool for those who are d/Deaf, hard of hearing, non-native speakers, or have audio processing problems, they are NOT a place for you to dick around and add commentary. It is not funny or cute; it makes it more difficult to understand what’s going on. Quite seriously fuck you if you know you’re doing this and continue to do it.

jonathan just cant find shirts that fit him he’s not wearing a crop top that’s a normal shirt he’s just too big

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

i still have NO idea what OP means by ‘Jerma’. That’s, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

just remember that tumblr wants you to pay $9.99/mo to see this shit

i’m the fucker that started the ‘Tumblr Post Plus is a waste of money’ thing do not associate me with the disgraces i rally against