birth is a curse and existence is a prison

The other character dynamic of all time is “you and the you that’s allowed to be happy”

I feel like pluribus' storytelling is so insanely effective and memorable bc it evokes some of the most disturbing and primordial human fears (your writing isn't actually that good and people are just humoring you, everyone but you is in a groupchat together and you're not invited)

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

WHO ARE YOU