julia louis dryfood

had a terrible nap dream about something called a "website"

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

god adoptables really are the funniest fucking thing the more i think about them. imagine youre so excited to get a character and draw them so good with all your ocs but someone else wins the bid and proceeds to only do shitty ms paint drawings of them smoking fat joints

i tried once and thorns of dark force materialized agonizingly around my wrist

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go