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How about you come spend a day at the nursery with mommy

In a small plastic cup with a childish design.  Result: “Aww, baby, did you miss again?”

In a measuring cup.  Result: “Now, little one, I’m not sure you held it quite as long as you could have done.”

In an ice-cube tray.  Result: “Talking back to Mommy just earned you two pee-pee cubes in your bedtime diaper.  Do you want to make it three?”

In her own cupped hands. “Sweetheart, couldn’t you catch it all?  Such a clumsy baby.”

In a funnel aimed at the regular potty.  “You keep missing the potty, little one, but this will help.”

On a washcloth which is then used to scrub her breasts in the bath.  “You know you like when it makes a nice lather, baby.”