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"scroll back up!" and it's a painting which you clocked as a painting immediately
For a brief second I thought this was part of the previous post on my tl and the car onions were the painting in question </3
scroll 📜 back up! 🆙☝️ there's onion 🧅 and garlic 🧄 in the car seat 🚗💺
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they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:
Gigi with a very comfy sweater (it is cold these days!)
Little Violeta Ref Sheet for my beloved rat wifey,,
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I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me
"There's no way in hell there was an actual supervillain who actually called themselves-"
"No, no, not officially - we came up with the name when we were assigned to find them, and we were kind of taking the piss, but it's still a good name. It was before your time - they had the power to-"
"I don't want to know what their power was."
"No, listen - their power was that they could summon a pie and throw it at someone."
"Oh. Oh, well, okay - that's the greatest supervillain you've ever fought? Doesn't sound like much."
"But that was the thing. They could throw a pie at someone and it would never miss. So long as they could see their target they'd hit them. We eventually found out they could throw a pie at someone who was on live broadcast, miles away."
"Jesus. Okay, I think I see the issue. But it was still, like. Pies, right?"
"Oh, for sure, it was never poison pies, and they could only summon a pie every 15 seconds so they couldn't drown someone in meringue. But - do you remember Murgatroyd Bentley?"
"Sort of, he was president when I was a little kid - something, something superhuman rights, and he was the guy who nuked Saskatchewan, right?"
"That's the guy. We found out about this guy after the Humboldt Crisis, because after that, whenever there was a live broadcast with the president - the state of the union, addressing congress, the Christmas tree lighting - a pie would splatter across his face every fifteen seconds."
"…Is that it?"
"Hon, it was everything. You haven't lived until you've seen the president try to talk about dignity while being smacked in the face with a banana cream. By the end of term, he refused to show his face in public, and he resigned in quiet disgrace. There were a few other pieings for a few years, but nowhere near the amount that took place when Bentley was president, and eventually they stopped. We never found out who or even where this person was.
"And that - more than anything - makes them the greatest supervillain I've ever had to deal with. Because they didn't do much, but they did it loudly, they did it consistently, and we never caught them."
"...How hard were you trying to catch them?"
"Not very."
"And you decided to call them Dr. Creampie?"
"We were young. The president had just bombed Saskatchewan. It was a weird time. Honestly we took what we could get for laughs."
Gives my OC a twelve-inch cock for comedy reasons.
@6-and-7 replied:
now that's what I call slapstick
Ancient Greek "satyr plays", in which members of the chorus would wear belts with enormous leather phalluses attached and sometimes thwap each other with them for comedic effect, are often cited as an early precursor to contemporary slapstick comedy, so you're not making a pun here so much as you are simply literally correct.
she slaps me with her stick until i create a new genre
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
Microsoft Embroidered Teddy Bear Blanket
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I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it
"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.
sometimes i feel like an anime protagonist the way my basic dripless ass bagged a baddie with a cool design
SHUT UP
como mi gato piensa que voy a reaccionar cuando me trae un ratón saltarin vivo a la una de la mañana
Humanos são tão mas tão ingratos. Eu dou meu sangue e minha alma pra pegar um rato e trazer ele VIVO pra eles aprenderem a caçar e não passarem fome e não recebo nem sequer um obrigado, é sempre "mas que caralho é esse" "que nojo" "eu não como rato". É por isso que eu vomito nos seus tapetes e mordo você.
desde cuándo mi gato tiene tumblr
desde cuando tu gato es brasileño
eso ya lo sabía le sentía esa vibra
This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.
for your fridge + toilet room
The witness
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