nuclear bomb dying challenge (not clickbait)

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

im inhaling enough hopeberries to kill a fully grown doubtpig

pawing at you for attention maturely and in such a way as to command your respect

"What a mighty God we serve!!" - me breaking the storewide silence @ TJ Maxx

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

New york city was scary for a country boy like me because i didnt have a metro card so the guards took me to the ass whipping room and whipped my bare ass and i wasnt able to get no where since they just kept whipping my bare ass candy apple red instead of letting me ride the train to go place to place

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

sending my kid to montresori school where they learn to seal eachother up in the wall

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

trump jr is unironically more pathetic than hunter biden for dedicating his life to trying to get his father's validation instead of smoking crack right when he wakes up

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real