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just ripped my Costco jeans right above the knee, now the scissors on my desk are whispering "jorts" like the green goblin mask

#jorts #fashion #green goblin #home made #temptation #obligation #jesus calling #meme

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aidaughter

this is so lynchian

decadent-trans-girl

this is so cute

warmcoals

me and the girlies losing our boundaries and coalescing after one iddly widdly bong rip

eddieheart

I can go.

I can speak.

I can hear.

I can see.

Who are you?

I am you.

I can jump.

I can swim.

This is fun.

I am you.

You are me.

Who are we?

Who are you?

I am Sylvia.

You are Sylvia?

Yes that’s right.

tvguts

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

freakoutgirl

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

freakoutgirl

and love..........

ritasanderson

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qasimlondon

for joykirbs

hyumjim

Starting a collection

hyumjim

teslacoils-and-hubris

these restrictions are really getting out of hand. Every single invention i've submitted to the mad scientist symposium this year has been denied on the grounds it 'could be used for fetish material'! What the fuck man! A shrink ray and a mind control helmet are like the most foundational mad scientist devices and now I'm not allowed to submit them to the symposium on the off chance someone is turned on by them? Whats next? Banning strapping your rival to a table and threatening them with a big laser? Banning the glowing green mystery chemical that turns you into a big monster? Soon they're gonna be banning lab coats and shiny black gloves!

lava-lamps-forever

vulgarvacancy

this would be a great poster for an evil bong reboot

#evil bong #movies #horror #reboot #bong hits #girls who smoke weed #smoke weed everyday #bad movies

eldoniousrex

After a brief month of positivity, we're back to the bad mechs. The next stop on our Odyssey is the Cyclops. It's going to count sheep until you fall asleep. Read the new article here: https://www.sarna.net/news/bad-mechs-cyclops/

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silvaurum

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

silvaurum

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

silvaurum

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

fallout-lou-begas

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snoleopard7

spectralidax

handshandshandshandshandshands

Stream source [HERE]

harsh-noise

klapollo

THE COLIN SPACETWINKS BUMP?????

klapollo

shout out to my multiple oomfies mentioning me in the replies to this

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ispyspookymansion

the first rule of posting is that nobody gives a fuuuuck what you have to say the Second rule of posting is to make sure to say as much annoying bullshit as possible anyway

txttletale

90% of what got called 'queerbaiting' in the 2010s was literally just gay jokes. forget losing at chess to a dog... getting 'queerbaited' by bbc sherlock is like if the dog was barking at you and you were interpreting it as chess notation delivered through morse code

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