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the batman 2 should open up very comic booky / adam west / tim burton batman inspired until bruce wayne finds out that scarecrow is just fucking drugging the entire cityÂ

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As a former band nerd, I can tell you that this instrument is finally being used as it should be :D
Also hereâs a link to the entire song if you want it - thereâs more silliness!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vBezPo3T0
The slapstick guy is named Grant and according to a YouTube comment:
thatâs so clarinet though
Dickie-bird & Little Wing & Bird Boy & Baby BirdÂ

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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
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Bookmark this shit and the next time someone begins gobbling nonsense at you on a social network, instead of engaging, point them to this handy chart. Also useful: Thought Catalogâs âHow To Have A Rational Conversationâ flowchart.
This.
Cats are the new bosses.
This makes me happy in ways I canât completely describe.
There was a science fiction short story with that plot. Evil Aliens hit a spaceship full of humans with a paralysis ray before boarding. The ship's cat 1.) wasn't affected 2.) had been entered into the system as a crew member as a joke. So, being the ranking crew member, the cat was in charge. Ship's computer displayed the enemy ships on the tactical command touch screen and the cat swatted at the glowy dots, targeting the ships and activating the defenses.
how can you say this and not tell us the name of the story of the author because I AM DESPERATE NOW...
Everything about this post is causing me to make the same face as that cat.
I HAVE A BOOK THAT STORY IS IN!!!!! The story itself is titled âWell Worth the Moneyâ and written by Jody Lynn Nye. The book I have is titled âCats in Space (and Other Places)â edited by Bill Fawcett and published in 1992 by Baen Publishing Enterprises, distributed by Simon and Schuster. ISBN 0-671-72118-6. EVERY STORY IN THE BOOK IS GREAT, and I suggest if you can lay your hands on a copy you do so.Â
(Warning, the front cover says âIn space, no one can hear you meow...â and the back cover says, âSpace, the Feline Frontier.â Just in case youâre allergic to puns or something.)
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When Dick brings his friends over, Jason holds nothing back.

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Kitty on a ride
me seeing a picture of a little bat: aww :) its Bruce Wayne :))
Bruce Wayne: please shut the fuck up I fucking hate bats they scare me so fucking bad stop
Bruce fights manbat looking cool as a cucumber on the outside, secretly having a panic attack on the ĂŹnside
Batman has to do some sort of glad-handing event for the JL and they organizers brought in those people who bring animals from the zoo and âOh Batman, if you would be so kinda as to hold this Flying Fox bat for us so we can take a promo picture, the children would love it!â
Batman stands there sweating bullets while the kiddos ooo and aahhhh
I found some time. Batman for the photos looking all types of cool, calm, and collectedâŚ
Batman after he gets home from leaving as soon as they took the bat backâŚ
But what if they also gave himâŚ
A bumblebee bat
I got you fam. Batman thinking about how Alfred told him to keep a stiff upper lipâŚ
And of course, the aftermath
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Iâve reached one every 4 hours
u know those star shaped winter suits for babies......baby damian in one of those..........
like this perhaps....
Text: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will 100% not fully wash off with the rinsers we use (its just water). I highly suggest if you want a cold foam drink during Jan-March you request it done in a sanitized blender to lower the chance of having a reaction if you are at risk.
Some baristas are also suggesting holding off on frapps as well (reddit thread)
Also highlighting one comment:
We do use almond milk, and people can request an almond milk cold foam, so if someone has a bad nut allergy, they should be requesting sanitized smallwares, no matter what they are ordering, any time of the year.

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This is why you NEVER elect Republicans.
Programming was a womanâs job until it got fashionable in the 80s and 90s.Â
Remember the Nasa calculation ladies? One of my grandmothers was a fucking programmer, as was my mom.
This is ridic. Whatâs a job thatâs barely existed 70 years and has only been a dude job for the second half of it got to do with âtraditional valuesâ?Â
Itâs also funny how it went from being thought of as requiring âdilligence & patienceâ to being all about âindependent, logical thinkingâ once it became a male-dominated field. Having worked as one myself, Iâd say both of these skill sets are good for a programmer (though, tits nonwithstanding, Iâd say Iâm a independent logical person who wishes they were more dilligent & patient because that would be really useful), but like, the difference in emphasis is really âsusâ as the kids say today.Â
Rather a lot of the advancements in astronomyâ including the âStandard Candleâ which allowed us to determine the distance of stars that are too far away to measure by parallaxâ happened because brilliant mathematicians (like Henrietta Swan Leavitt in the case of the Standard Candle) were assigned to work that was considered âclericalâ.
#she didnât get it all from Anakin and Padme