vanillivilovesreus

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

Reports say Windows 15 will be "a transparent pane of glass" that will be installed into frames on a wall; Lead developer comments, "finally, we got it right. Somehow we kept making operating systems instead and it was getting really frustrating."

im a detail-oriented person. which means i usually miss the bigger picture, or dare i say, i miss the whole point and look for explanations for stuff that doesn’t need explaining. sometimes my mind just misses the simplest thing, that the reason someone acts a certain way is simply because they want to

do you ever lose yourself in feelings of sonder (the realization that everyone has a complex and nuanced inner life that feels just as real as yours does to you) that you forget that people sometimes are just making simple minuscule decisions because they fucking want to and not giving it a tenth of the deep analysis that you are thinking about. it doesn’t mean that they don’t have a complex inner life, it just means that despite of it they aren’t always overthinking every little thing they do. like. you. are.

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.