Blumenkranz

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

I care very much

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

me when i fUCKING GET YUO

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after