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dictator who gets intrusive thoughts about stepping down and enabling fair and democratic elections

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

That’s so weird and gross tell me more

I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.