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the signs as shit my discord server has said
aries: if i die before i wake, turn my body into steak
taurus: humans ARE ravioli…the meat is contained in the pasta, or skin.
gemini: do peanuts- this is a silly question.
cancer: what’s wrong bitch? are sad?
leo: showtime aphobes
virgo: that’s not how houses work. have you ever been inside a house?
libra: well, first of all, i’m considered beautiful by all standards
scorpio: catch me in the garden with a gun i’ll shoot a worm i don’t care
sagittarius: you need a formal cowboy hat, a semi formal cowboy hat, and a slutty cowboy hat at LEAST
capricorn: INSPECTOR GADGET IS IN MY HOUSE
aquarius: anyone else put kraft singles on their cereal?
pisces: don’t quote marina at me whore

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Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates
wasps
mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones
a biome that is just a parking lot
villagers can say fuck
scurvy
all blocks are infested
slime armor
ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block
climate change
in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty
asbestos
creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers
some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat
dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck
Long Cows
the wrath of a god that will not forgive you
weed
im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time
“I’d like to use my bonus action to violate the Geneva Convention.”
-our druid
my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”
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‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬
not gonna say it again!!!!
a BOG is a wetland that is acidic
a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline
FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!
In other news, reading the reviews for Cats had become my new favorite pastime:
Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!
My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

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au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion
and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme
and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog
i just have a lot of ideas about this idk
this is the parent trap. this is the parent trap with luke and leia
I need them stuck together in a caved-in ancient temple somewhere and having a near-screaming argument and Padme referencing something specific to her past that Anakin was there for in the process of making a point and Vader getting mad at thinking himself mocked and just Will Not Stand for anybody bringing Padme Amidala into the argument and
Padme just
fucking takes her mask off and throws it at him and says she’ll use herself in her own arguments all she fucking well wants and it bounces off his face and she figures she’s gonna die and she’s totally not prepared for the second-in-command of the entire Empire to just fall on his knees at her feet.
I don’t even know what to follow this up with and I think neither do they.
This but Vorth just gets more and more choked up