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it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

WTNV Tarot

3 OF WANDS - The Subway

“Strength, boldness, effort, commerce, discovery. The ideas and energy of the Wands are taking tangible form. The wheels of enterprise are in motion. Travel may be required to bring the operation to fruition. Traditionally, trade, negotiations, enterprise, travel, audaciousness .”

Re-uploading old Tarot cards that got broken in the blog cleaning.  To be honest, all of my Tarot cards were made when we only had 3 years worth of material, so the connotation of the deer masks is radically different, especially with the introduction of Huntokar.

Welcome to Night Vale - Episode 19a- Sandstorm

* You walk through cobblestone streets. Every street is a cobblestone street. There are roadworks. They change nothing, and the traffic diversion doesn’t go anywhere.

* A tourist asks for a good place to eat. They have asked you twice already, and you have answered twice. There has never been a tourist. 

* A foreigner makes a joke about waffles. You smile, straining through the pain as you swallow another waffle.

* You do not remember the last time you saw the sun. You do not remember the last time the sky was any colour other than white, or darker white. It is probably raining.

* You cut yourself yesterday. You think you bled chocolate. You can no longer tell the difference and open a chocolate shop.

* You can no longer remember when you had a meal that wasn’t fries. 

* You have been speaking four languages for three days. You can not remember the one you were raised with.

* You lose faith in your government. There is an election. It does not matter. You have fries for dinner.

* You drink beer. Your friends drink beer. You have always drank beer. You do not know where it comes from, or why there is so many of it. You knew once, then drank to forget. This one is your favourite. 

* The old woman living across the street from you has been an old woman for sixty years. She will be an old woman long after you die.

Welcome to Night Vale Inspired Painted Resin Skull OOAK

What you see here is a hand painted and OOAK (one of a kind) skull, made from resin, and painted with acrylics.

This is heavily inspired by the hit podcast, Welcome to Night Vale, created by Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor. It features the third eye, the glow cloud, electrical poles, the mountain with the blinking red light, and the water tower. All details were painted with a toothpick, and everything is all protected by a matte clear coat finish.

I’m bored out my skull. Started a day or two ago. Then I found a blue pen yesterday and kept going.