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heartofalifer

what was this movie even

eddiemoonson

A cinematic masterpiece.

angremlin-deactivated20250312

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

lang-wich

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

hobgoblinhero

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

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Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

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you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep out the miasma that carries the disease

absolxguardian

Time Traveler: Wait so miasma is real? Us: No, but actually yes

marzipanandminutiae

it’s interesting to me that miasma theory was wrong but led to a lot of technically effective practices

wearing a plague doctor outfit that basically acts as a rudimentary hazmat suit? yeah, that might help somewhat

avoiding areas where an outbreak is rampant? probably a good idea, if unnecessarily broad sometimes

clean up waste to avoid a buildup of bad air? wrong reason; right thing to do

they were wrong, objectively wrong, about what caused disease, and even then the power of human observation was such that they still figured out some of the right behaviors to adopt

venerabledreadnought

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snitling

The Price of the Phoenix:

Me: What the--

Me: ---fuck?

Me: WHAT

Me:

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sgtpepperslonely666

SO my boyfriend told me he doesn’t like the Beatles…. he’s entitled to his own opinions….but he’s on thin fucking ice

eelpatrickharris-deactivated202

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

truth-is-bitter-blog

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

gardenoffish

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

gardenoffish

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

gardenoffish

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

hardtochews

bruce: ...it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

gardenoffish

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

zendayacolemann

Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan (2020) dir. Cathy Yan

katseesmovies

It: Chapter 2

This review will contain some plot related spoilers, if you’re familiar with the book none of this will be too surprising for you. General lite spoilers. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

I liked the initial IT film that came out way back in 2017. With a good mix of characters, humor and some gut turning horror IT was a delightful reminder of the aspects of Stephen King’s work that I love. Unfortunately, Chapter Two falls somewhat short of its predecessor. Despite its stellar casting (Bill Hader runs away with the whole film), amazing creature design (there are some pants shittingly terrifying monsters/kills in this film) and scary set ups there were many moments in this film that went on just a skosh too long. And all those skoshes add up a film that is almost three hours long - twenty minutes longer than it really needed to be.

All of the kids and their adult counterparts are made for each other. Many flashbacks are used to show us moments our characters had forgotten once they left Derry. These flashbacks were often reincorporated to the characters fearscapes later in the film. There are also some touching moments, including a kill that made the whole audience gasp. (There were a couple but one in particular caused the air to leave the room)(It’s the little girl).

Stanley’s reintroduction was graphic and pulled no punches which I honestly admired. It was upsetting, yes, but showed us a small window into his reminder of his time in Derry and the decision he finally decides to make. Mike’s obsession with Derry is starting to curdle at times and watching him try to convince the rest of the losers to stay is slightly menacing at times in a way that created an awesome dynamic. All of the character’s reintroductions are excellent, and there are some jokes that are established in the beginning that carry throughout the rest of Chapter 2. Our main man Pennywise has just as impressive of a reintroduction. He also clearly has gotten a better balloon supplier as he has enough to fill a f*cking gorge.

This film plays fast and loose with weaving reality and hallucination together which makes keeping track of things challenging at times. It seems over reliant on flashbacks at times, but I enjoyed all the flashbacks so I can’t be too upset.

This film also relies heavily on strobe lights at times and I was getting a headache by the end of two sequences. Bill’s plot moments seemed a little long at the time. He was clearly given “leader” plot line and he did his best to run with it but it was the most stereotypical leader plot line. Even though the pacing was slow at times there was enough scenery for everyone to chew and I do think that largely made up for it. The music at times was heavy handed, though not bad.

There were lots of other clever touches throughout the film as well, including during the bit where Bill is drugged by Mike seeing Pennywise take the form of a Wendigo while terrorizing the Native American tribe that used to reside in Derry. (A Wendigo is what many native tribes believed humans would turn into if they ate other humans). The movie was clearly made with care, but sometimes you have to kill your darling (moments) for the sake of the whole film.

TL/DR: A skosh too long but overall pants-shittingly scary fun. Great performances all round. Pee first.

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tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

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peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

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peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

pasdecoeur

# same energy

penguinedward

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

hoardofhyperfixations

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

ethan---green

The only person who could ever make Superman look like a twink is Batman

kaijuno

Can I get a new meme format here

kaijuno

borealeaurore

OP you didn't have to set yourself up like this you could have just posted the meme

kaijuno

infamouslydorky

ryuko-archive

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

the-fault-in-our-balls

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

ryuko-archive

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

dolcifool

fandomsx1000000

Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to know better

Tagged by @just-a-bit-odd thanks for tagging me, this is really fun! ❤️

Name: Jordan

Gender: Female

Astrological sign: Scorpio

Height: 5’4” or 5’5” I measured my height semi recently and I totally forgot lol

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Favorite animal/s: Dogs (specifically pit bulls), bunnies, goats, giraffes, elephants

Number of blankets: Sheets, Comforter, and two small blankets (I use way more in fall and winter)

Where I’m from: Currently live in South Carolina

Dream Trip: I have never left America so maybe some place like London, Paris, Japan, or Italy, that or somewhere in America that I’ve never been to like California or Hawaii or something idk there are too many options

When I created this account: I’m not sure, I think it was in either June or July of 2018

Why I created this account: I forgot my password to my old account when I got a new phone, so I couldn’t use it anymore and made this one instead

Followers: 86!?!?! Wow, why? Lol thanks for following my crappy blog, love y’all ❤️

Tagging: @madamemunge @writer-of-camelot @onthepageoftears @shaylivias @yeetkira @supermega-grumps and anyone else who sees this and wants to participate, I tag you! ☺️ Also if any of you guys want to be tumblr friends hmu 👌

the-and-sign-anon

Aw!! Thank you!

Name: Hayley

Gender: Female

Astrological sign: Scorpio

Height: 5'6"

Sexuality: Asexual

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Favorite animal(s): Dogs, giraffes, cows, and otters

Number or blankets: One

Where I’m from: Utah

Dream trip: anywhere with good museums

When I created this account: January of 2018, if I remember correctly

Why I created this account: my sister wanted my to follow a funny blog of hers, but I quickly dove into my fandoms here

Followers: 554

Tagging: @generallynerdy @superfan163 @myslightobsessions @imagines-hub @unfortunate-fangirl @ohnocrapstiel236 anyone else who wants to do this since I can’t think of any others

generallynerdy

Thanks for the tag!!!

Name: ;)

Gender: Female

Astrological Sign: Taurus

Height: 5'2 ¾

Sexuality: I’m bi as fUCK

Hogwarts House: im a SNAKE

Favourite Animal: doggo doggo doggo

Number of Blankets: infinite (probably 3 or 4)

Where I’m from: long story

Dream Trip: just one?? how about backpacking across Europe with my two best gays does that count

When I created this account: September 2017 I think

Why? uh well I started writing fanfic and my best friend helped me start this so I could publish it ^-^

Followers: 891!! (39 in the last 24 hours damn)

imma tag @pearlll09 and my five most recent followers @jtownraindancer @honeycvmbs @unneededmultifandomimagines @imweirdinacuteway and @von-doom

von-doom

Oh Dang!

Name: Kathryn

Gender: Female/NB

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Height: 5′6

Sexuality: Straight-ish

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor and proud

Favourite Animal: Kitties! Bunnies!

Number of Blankets: 2 or 3 fairly heavy ones

Where I’m from: Boston!

Dream Trip: Japan! Tokyo, Kyoto, Sanrio Puroland and Tokyo Disneyland are dreams.

When I created this account: Summer 2011, I think.

Why? Cause I wanted to connect with other nerds.

Followers: 200ish

I tag @kashimalin @fvckingavengers @caecilius12

marvel-avengers-world

Steve: *sneezes*

*theres suddenly a creaking noise above Cap’s head*

Steve: what the?-

Clint: *whispers from inside the vents* God Bless America

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angrychinchillanoise

Some of you have never fallen in love with a morally grey character with dark hair and a troubled past and honestly, it shows

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