You run, but I run faster; There's nothing you can do! 'cause everywhere you turn, YOU TURN UP YOU-KNOW-WHO!
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Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
cherry valley forever
$LAYYYTER

Origami Around
Mike Driver

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The Stonewall Inn
tumblr dot com
occasionally subtle

bliss lane

shark vs the universe

Kiana Khansmith
Interview Vampire Daily

@theartofmadeline
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Misplaced Lens Cap

oozey mess

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You run, but I run faster; There's nothing you can do! 'cause everywhere you turn, YOU TURN UP YOU-KNOW-WHO!

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A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.
@peeb-posts
I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.
How it feels making lore for your yumeship💔😭
what vibe does prev give off?
victorian gothic
roaring 20s
70s rockstar
y2k
90s grunge
distant future
stole it from here

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...what?
Cleaned up my bathroom, tub and toilet 👍
I wish I could succinctly articulate why I fucking hate phones other than "noisy and you can't tell a person's tone over it"
How do you spoil a Vega uwu
((Helpful distraction?))
Depends on the Vega!
If we're talking about the rightful ruler of Shadaloo/Dictator, it's more or less subjecting yourself/someone else to his whims, no matter how outlandish.
If we're talking the beautiful assassin/Claw, commissioning an oil painting of him or getting him an antique silver mirror is probably your best bet.
how it feels

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ugliest palette you’ve ever seen award
Create a Pantone-inspired birth chart and zodiac color palette from your Big 3 + Venus signs. Get HEX colors, closest Pantone matches, capti
mutuals and others reblog with your palettes
Yeesh. I guess I'm a '90s kid but... yeesh.
I actually really like mine...
It's certainly interesting
I don't hate it, but it does give very trout/salmon vibes
I think the worst part of constantly moving as a kid is the feeling-- perhaps even the desire-- to have your life completely uprooted as an adult.
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.
I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.
reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world
How old were you when you got your first smartphone?
Younger than 10
10-13
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Older than 60
Never had a smartphone

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Selfship Ask Game!
Comshippers and darkshippers can interact!
1. What’s a song that makes you think of them?
2. What’s a song that makes them think of you?
3. What’s your ideal first date with them?
4. Which one is the hopeless romantic?
5. How do you spoil them?
6. How do they spoil you?
7. Favorite activity to do together?
8. Stay home or go out?
9. What’s your favorite thing about them?
10. What’s their favorite thing about you?
🤝 one of My MK S/I is an 11' Draft horse inspired Centaurian, who is generally quiet and a little shy, but has no problems knocking some heads off when it comes to defending Hanzo and Baraka
🤝 MK!Jack would likely slip them something he finds interesting but they would find probably mundane. He may have an in on Shao's court but knows very little about Outworld and the stuff in it, and no one's quite so eager to give him more details.
Side note, he probably catches onto sorcery (at least wrt enchanting items) once he actually learns the written languages and can probably pull some artificer-type shenanigans to make items that grant him effects similar to comprehend languages and tongues from D&D